Today's Spam

• Your member will grow like a flower but it will never fade like it.

Um... yeah... back when Friends was on the air, wasn't flower young-Monica's codeword for her genders' stuff?

Spam

Subject lines of spam I received today:

• Do you want to feel like a fish in the river at diplomatic meetings?
• Nominate someone for a degree
• Now you don't have to make love only to ugly women.